What is this junglecat’s obsession with this ring? Is s/he a jewel thief? Does s/he mistake this ring as a caged brother in need of help escaping its glass prison? How did he get in this room? Where are the guards? Did s/he murder them? Is this cat’s presence in this room premeditated? How would playing with themes of animal sentience, in a supposed parallel to the human condidtion, help sell jewelry? Mom help I got stuck over-analysing fall fashion magazine ads again