Dir. Gus Van Sant
"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
Deliberately seek out a more secluded chair at Starbucks, to allay others of an unusually strong episode of gas afflicting my morning.
Efforts are immediately squandered as I’m slowly revealed to have inadvertently sat next to one of those stacks of assorted abandoned newspapers that people keep coming by to rummage through
When people lament a “loss of that sense of community” as a cause to this or that societal woe, they’re usually just referring to me and my farts.